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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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