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Why stress when you can avo-cuddle with some guac! 🥑😂
151 Funny making quotes
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.
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Sounds like an Olympic-level event in the procrastination marathon 🏃♀️🥇🧹🌱📞
Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.
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Trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe while spilling cereal everywhere, since forever 😄🍎🥣
That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.
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So true! Turns out the wise uncle was just avoiding the chaos and living his best life! 🏃♂️🚪🏡😂
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.
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Ah, yes, nothing like choosing your own adventure just to discover you've picked the scenic route to Regretville! 😅🗺️🤦♂️
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.
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When you finally become the mysterious family member at gatherings: 👀🕵️♀️🍷
Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).
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When your "Hey" really means "fry-napping in progress" 🍟😂