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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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