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Sounds like you've unlocked the secret level of professional napping! 🛌💤📈
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The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.
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Rushing home like I'm in the Indy 500 but really it's just to get into my PJs faster 🏎️🛋️😴
Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.
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Sacrificing snacks to the jolly snow god—Santa might be the original foodie influencer! 🍪🥛✨
The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.
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Guess I'm safe since I'm pretty skilled at being stupid all on my own! 😂🤪📱
Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.
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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠
They’re making me get out of bed.
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"Why walk when you can sarcastically roll towards adulthood? 😴😂🛌"
Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Even my left hand is confused about this culinary adventure 🍳🤚🤣
I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.
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Why is Netflix acting like an impatient waiter trying to take my plate while I'm still finishing the bread? 🍿😅📚
I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.
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Turning frowns into comedy sketches in record time! 🎭😂
Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.
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Just had to call the doctor's office and ask for an adultier adult to take over 📞🤦♂️🧑⚕️