Funny metal quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

  Commentary:
  Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷‍♂️🍅

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

  Commentary:
  Finally, a family secret worth guarding like Fort Knox! 🥩🗝️☢️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

  Commentary:
  "Helvetica: the only font that rocks harder than my playlist! 🤘🎸🖋️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  Commentary:
  "Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the complexities of the English language strike again! 🤔🔩 Who knew that something so tough and sturdy like iron would be the exception to the rule? Truly ironic, isn't it?"

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