Funny metal quotes

• Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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  7 days ago

  air, airplane, am, box, craving, flying, giant, i, juice, metal, metal box, question, stay, tomato, tomato juice, weird, weird question, why

• I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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  1 week ago

  absurdity, comedy, family, grandmother, humor, i, joke, meatloaf, metal, playful, quirky, recipe, wrist

• Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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  1 week ago

  band, favorite, font, heavy, heavy metal, Helvetica, humor, joke, metal, sounds, typography

• I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  1 week ago

  adrenaline, am, excitement, feeling, freedom, heavy, heavy metal, honor, i, know, lightning, metal, music, nature, racing, smoke, thrill, thunder, under, wind

• The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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  1 week ago

  adjective, humor, iron, ironic, language, metal, metallic, pun, wordplay

• I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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  3 weeks ago

  90s, 90s hip hop, citizen, folks, generation, heavy, heavy metal, hip, home, homes, hop, humor, i, kind, metal, music, nostalgia, old, old folks’ home, rap, senior, senior citizen, wait

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