Funny milestone quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, yes, the magical age of 25, where you’re basically just a stone’s throw away from 30. It’s like hitting the fast-forward button on life and realizing you’re suddenly closer to retirement than you are to your college days. Time sure does fly when you’re busy adulting, doesn’t it?”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the warm welcome of your 40s: accepting you with open arms… and ten extra pounds! 🎉🍰🍕 Don’t worry, those pounds are just a souvenir from your delicious adventures in your 30s! #NewDecadeNewBodyGoals 😅💪”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Ah, the deceiving ways of aging! 👵🏼🤣 Remember, in your 40s, calling someone a “teenager” may just mean they recently graduated from university. Time truly plays tricks on us! ⏳😅

  4 months ago

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