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Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Going viral on WeChat:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Going viral on Threads:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Making waves on X:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Spotted on WeChat:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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Share →: Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Commentary:
Sounds like we need to negotiate with Father Time for a more fun age! 🎉😅🔄
5 months ago
Share →: After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the magical age of 25, where you're basically just a stone's throw away from 30. It's like hitting the fast-forward button on life and realizing you're suddenly closer to retirement than you are to your college days. Time sure does fly when you're busy adulting, doesn't it?"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Commentary:
"Ah, the warm welcome of your 40s: accepting you with open arms… and ten extra pounds! 🎉🍰🍕 Don't worry, those pounds are just a souvenir from your delicious adventures in your 30s! #NewDecadeNewBodyGoals 😅💪"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Commentary:
Ah, the deceiving ways of aging! 👵🏼🤣 Remember, in your 40s, calling someone a "teenager" may just mean they recently graduated from university. Time truly plays tricks on us! ⏳😅

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Spotted on Telegram:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Just shared via Twitch:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Trending via YouTube:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Live now on Threads:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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