Funny millennials quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

  Commentary:
  "Millennials: the ultimate time travelers, living like spring chickens but creaking like old doors! 😂🕰️🚪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

  Commentary:
  "Please, I'm just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of 'artisanal' macrame plant hangers! 🥬😅🎨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we’ve finally cracked the code to solving the declining birthrate – forget lullabies, what we really need are some fire lo-fi beats to keep those kiddos in check! 🎵👶 #ParentingHack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

  Commentary:
  "Gen Z life hacks: Mastering the art of toaster dial precision like it's a high-stakes mission 🍞🔥 Who needs complicated solutions when you can create toast perfection with just a twist? #SimplerIsBetter"

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