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Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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Going viral on Messenger:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Trending via Slack:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Reported on Pinterest:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Breaking via Reddit:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Going viral on Slack:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Reported on TikTok:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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Funny millennials quotes

Funny millennials quotes are the perfect blend of wit, sarcasm, and relatable moments that capture the ups and downs of adulting 🤹‍♀️📱. Whether it’s poking fun at avocado toast 🥑 or endless Netflix binges 🍿, these gems bring laughs and nostalgia all in one swipe. Ready to giggle and nod in agreement? Let’s dive into the hilarious world where memes meet millennial life! 😂✨

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2 months ago
Share →: Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Commentary:
"Millennials: the ultimate time travelers, living like spring chickens but creaking like old doors! 😂🕰️🚪"
2 months ago
Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Commentary:
"Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"
2 months ago
Share →: Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Commentary:
"Please, I'm just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of 'artisanal' macrame plant hangers! 🥬😅🎨"
6 months ago
Share →: Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Commentary:
"Looks like we’ve finally cracked the code to solving the declining birthrate – forget lullabies, what we really need are some fire lo-fi beats to keep those kiddos in check! 🎵👶 #ParentingHack"
6 months ago
Share →: Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Commentary:
"Gen Z life hacks: Mastering the art of toaster dial precision like it's a high-stakes mission 🍞🔥 Who needs complicated solutions when you can create toast perfection with just a twist? #SimplerIsBetter"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

Reported on Facebook:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Seen just now on Threads:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Spotted on Threads:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Reported on Telegram:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Seen just now on Discord:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Going viral on Telegram:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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