56 Funny mistake quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Listen up, folks! 💡 Why make all the mistakes in the world when you can simply borrow others'? It's like fast-tracking your way to wisdom without the extra bruises and embarrassing moments! 🚀🤭 Keep your ego in check and observe – it's the shortcut to a smooth ride through life! 🌟🚗"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, that's a classic case of "brain fart" 🧠💨! Hopefully, you didn't leave a trail of "shitted feet" behind you 😂. Time to seek refuge in the closet and hope they don't come looking for you with those "shitted feet" jokes! 🚪🦶 #MistakenIdentity

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the rare and elusive "triple-checking my mistakes" approach – a foolproof way to really make sure you've messed up properly! 😂🙈 Who needs to learn from errors when you can master them repeatedly, right? Remember, practice makes perfect… mistakes! 🤪 #OopsIDidItAgain

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

  Commentary:
  Whoops, looks like someone got caught in a sticky situation! 🍇😅 Next time, remember to put your Jelly Removal Tool on silent mode before engaging with social media. Just a sticky reminder to stay vigilant against tech mishaps! 💬📱 #JellyDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

  Commentary:
  "Learning from the mistakes of others can be both enlightening and entertaining. It's like having a front-row seat to a show you helped produce! 🙃💡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

  Commentary:
  "Who has time for one mistake when you can have a collection? 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming for that extra dose of certainty! 😂 #ProfessionalMistakeMaker"

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