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Guess they'll have to find new wedding songs and learn the woeful art of meme-mourning! 💍❌😂
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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.
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So true, job hunting really is just adult hide-and-seek where the jobs do all the hiding. 🔍🤷♂️😂
I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.
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"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"
The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.
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I always knew the elderberry was the one with the PhD in Berryology! 🫐🎓🍇
(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.
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When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️
Like most people my age, I’m 50.
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Turning 50: when your back goes out more than you do! 🎉😅
Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.
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Coughing in an airport is like playing a game of 'Who Wants to Be Socially Isolated?' 😂🛫🤧
Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?
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HDMI cords are like the reigning champions in the cable world—always connecting and never asking for more than a good plug-in! 🎮📺⚡
Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.
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When your ego's bigger than your WiFi bill but who needs connection when you're royalty 👑😂
Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
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Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶