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Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Breaking via Discord:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Spotted on Telegram:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Live now on Snapchat:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Just shared via X:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Making waves on Discord:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Freshly posted on X:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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15 shares on TikTok this month:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

16 shares on Slack this month:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

28 shares on Slack this month:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

At least life has music.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,323

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Seen just now on Threads:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Making waves on Slack:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Trending via TikTok:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Going viral on Slack:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Just shared via X:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

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