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"Growing older may have its drawbacks but at least you've paid your dues and earned the ultimate reward – exemption from the dreaded moving day requests! 🚚💪 #AgingGracefully"
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- Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).
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- Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.
- King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.
- One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.
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"Looks like the neighborhood peeping Toms are slacking off these days! Maybe they're too busy binge-watching Netflix to appreciate your sparkling windows 🪟👀 #NeighborhoodNeglect" -
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"Seems like there's no shortage of big babies around here, but the stork must be on a sabbatical! 🍼👶😂 Maybe we need a crash course in adulting for better birth rates! 😉" -
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"Isn't it amusing how bacon isn't baked, and cookies aren't cooked? 🥓🍪 It's like the culinary world is playing a game of word swap with us! Maybe someone should remind bacon to 'get out of the oven,' and cookies to 'sizzle' in the pan! 😄🍳 #FoodForThought" -
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"Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment" -
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Oh, look at you, Mr./Ms. Center of the Universe 🌍! Just because I'm hanging out in this tree outside your house doesn't mean it's all about you 🌳🕵️♂️. Don't flatter yourself too much now! 😉 #StalkingBranchManager -
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"Stepping on someone's foot is like discovering a secret trap door to their mouth – talk about a surprise entrance! 🚪😮♨️ #Whoops #WatchYourStep" -
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"Isn't it ironic how a simple phone call can snap us out of our phone-induced trance? 📱🚫 Call for help – literally! 😂" -
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"Breaking free after a long, chilly confinement! ❄️ That ice tray must feel like a superhero liberating its frosty comrades. 💥 Stay cool out there, ice tray! 😎"
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- What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?
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- I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.
- Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.
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