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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

3,698

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Just landed via Discord:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Going viral on Messenger:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Live now on Slack:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Just shared via Messenger:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

Going bananas on Threads:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Trending via Telegram:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Funny online life quotes

Funny online life quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 and relatable vibes 💻 to our digital days! Whether you’re scrolling through endless memes or navigating virtual chaos, these witty gems keep the mood light and the smiles coming 😄. Perfect for sharing, saving, or just brightening your feed, dive into the hilarious side of online living and embrace the fun of the internet life! 🌐✨

New funny online life quotes 👇

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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2 months ago

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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2 months ago

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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2 months ago

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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2 months ago

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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2 months ago

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64 shares on Discord this month:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

69 shares on X this month:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Salary week, but salary weak.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,515

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Just shared via Twitch:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Live now on TikTok:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Cool times create cool guys.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Seen just now on X:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Spotted on Twitch:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Just landed via X:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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