Funny oven quotes

• Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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  10 hours ago

  72, American, Americans, bro, casual, casual speech, Fahrenheit, Funny, humor, i, joke, man, outside, oven, speak, speech, temperature, weather

• Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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  1 month ago

  chop, chopping, cooking, crispy, delicious, food, foreplay, great, humor, i, joke, oven, peel, peeling, pieces, roast, roasting, where

• Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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  1 month ago

  activity, attention, dad, family, fun, fun activity, hack, humor, joke, oven, parenting, preheating, teen, teens

• You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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  1 month ago

  bed, dutch, Dutch oven, embarrassment, fart, home, humor, humor at home, intimacy, joke, oven, person, prank, type, yourself

• I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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  1 month ago

  cooking, dinner, fan, favorite, favorite sound, humor, husband, i, kitchen, making, oven, pretty, range, relationship, sound, start, sure, turning

• It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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  1 month ago

  checking, door, front, front door, heat, hot, i, outside, oven, summer, thought, weather

• I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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  1 month ago

  chicken, cooking, emotional, emotional support, food, humor, i, oven, pet, roasting, support

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