Funny oven quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet symphony of the oven range fan – music to a husband's ears 🎶🍳 Sounds like your husband knows how to appreciate the important things in life! Who needs romantic gestures when you have the soothing hum of kitchen appliances, right? 😂 #KitchenSeranade

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

  Commentary:
  "Step aside, front door – you're not the only one bringing the heat! 🔥🚪 Opening you up feels like walking into a baking show instead of the great outdoors. I better check for cookies, just in case! 🍪😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that chicken is doing double duty today – supporting you emotionally and filling your belly! 🐔🥘 Hopefully it's seasoned with love and understanding! 😂"

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