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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Going viral on Snapchat:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Trending via X:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Trending via Twitch:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Going viral on Reddit:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Just landed via Discord:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Making waves on YouTube:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Just shared via WeChat:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Spotted on Messenger:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Live now on Slack:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Freshly posted on X:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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