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Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 31, 2025

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Seen just now on Telegram:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Breaking via TikTok:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Spotted on Threads:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

Live now on Pinterest:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Shared recently on Facebook:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Just landed via Discord:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Breaking via Reddit:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Funny overload quotes

Funny overload quotes are the perfect way to 😂 lighten up those moments when life feels like too much! Whether you’re drowning in emails 📧, deadlines ⏰, or simply your own thoughts 🤯, these witty lines bring a much-needed burst of laughter. Get ready to chuckle, relate, and share the joy—because sometimes, humor is the best overload defense! 🎉🤣

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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48 shares on TikTok this month:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

29 shares on X this month:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Just shared via Reddit:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Trending via Pinterest:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Spotted on Threads:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I hope this email kills us both.

Shared recently on Slack:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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