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Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

25 is the new 0 years old.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Seen just now on Slack:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Making waves on WeChat:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Breaking via Reddit:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Just landed via Discord:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Making waves on Discord:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Just landed via Discord:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Funny overload quotes

Funny overload quotes are the perfect way to 😂 lighten up those moments when life feels like too much! Whether you’re drowning in emails 📧, deadlines ⏰, or simply your own thoughts 🤯, these witty lines bring a much-needed burst of laughter. Get ready to chuckle, relate, and share the joy—because sometimes, humor is the best overload defense! 🎉🤣

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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24 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Just landed via Reddit:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Just landed via Reddit:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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