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Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on X:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

Breaking via Facebook:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Just shared via WeChat:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Making waves on TikTok:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Just shared via YouTube:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Just shared via Instagram:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Making waves on Reddit:

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Trending via WeChat:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Funny overload quotes

Funny overload quotes are the perfect way to 😂 lighten up those moments when life feels like too much! Whether you’re drowning in emails 📧, deadlines ⏰, or simply your own thoughts 🤯, these witty lines bring a much-needed burst of laughter. Get ready to chuckle, relate, and share the joy—because sometimes, humor is the best overload defense! 🎉🤣

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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79 shares on Snapchat this month:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

82 shares on Threads this month:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

67 shares on X this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Seen just now on Slack:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

Spotted on Telegram:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Breaking via Instagram:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Seen just now on X:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Spotted on Twitch:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Just landed via Facebook:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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