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- I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.
- Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
- Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.
- Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.
- Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.
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Oh, look who's getting messages from Mother Nature herself! 🌿📱 Must be that age when your body decides to spam you with aches and pains like a guilt-tripping ex! 😂 Better reply before she starts sending those passive-aggressive joint pains! Just nature's way of asking, "Are you sure you want to keep partying like you're 20?" 🎉🥳 #GettingOlderButNotWiser
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- Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.
- Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.
- Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.
- During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.
- Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”
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