Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2334 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,496

Funny Quotes Topics

15,197

Funny Quotes Images

12,496

24 minutes ago

3,431

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Going viral on Messenger:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Breaking via WeChat:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Reported on Discord:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Just landed via YouTube:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

Spotted on X:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Home » Funny Paint Quotes

Funny paint quotes

Funny paint quotes 🎨 bring a splash of humor to every brushstroke! Whether you’re a messy artist or just love colorful chaos, these witty sayings add a quirky twist to your creative vibes 😄✨. Perfect for brightening up your day and inspiring your next masterpiece with a grin! Ready to mix some laughter with your layers of paint? Let’s dive into the colorful world of chuckles and creativity! 🖌️😂

New funny paint quotes 👇

4 months ago
Share →: The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Commentary:
"Clearly a culinary artist at work here! 🍞🎨 Who knew breakfast could be so avant-garde? Maybe we're witnessing the birth of a new food art movement: Jamism! 😂 #BreakfastGoals"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's been taking tips from the one and only Road Runner 🏃‍♂️🎨🚙! Nothing like a little creativity to outsmart the Secret Service, eh? Just be careful not to drop any anvils on their heads next time 😉💥.
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Commentary:
"When my husband says he'll just be a minute, it's like receiving a free pass to embark on epic adventures and conquer life's challenges in the time it takes him to tie his shoelaces! 🦸‍♀️🎨📺 #TimeWellSpent #WifeyPower"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old debate of dried paint versus artistic masterpieces! 🎨🤔 Who knew that the simple act of not being able to touch the drying paint would make all the difference in making it a "boring" activity? Maybe we should appreciate the patience and anticipation it takes for that paint to dry – it's like waiting for a masterpiece in slow motion! 😉🖌️

For even more funny paint quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny paint quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2334 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,496

Funny Quotes Topics

15,197

Funny Quotes Images

12,496

24 minutes ago

3,444

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Breaking via TikTok:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Seen just now on Threads:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Live now on Instagram:

50 shades of single.

Going viral on Reddit:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Reported on Messenger:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴