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Funny paint quotes

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

4 days ago

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

3 months ago

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

3 months ago

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

3 months ago