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Feeling like a twenty-something until bedtime hits at 9 PM 😂⏰ #YoungAtHeart
1149 Funny people quotes
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.
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When even the dice can land you behind bars faster than a private jet 🚔😂💸
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
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That's one way to make sure you never lose a chess piece! 😂♟️🧓🧓
People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.
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Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄
Like most people my age, I’m 50.
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Turning 50: when your back goes out more than you do! 🎉😅
I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.
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Flying high with humor, but airport security prefers a more grounded approach! 😂✈️🚫
How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.
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Lifting weights? I'm just trying to lift my spirits after attempting a ponytail! 💪😂
I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.
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I suspect it's just coffee with a hint of magic potion! ☕✨🏃♂️
Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.
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When you hit all the wrong career checkpoints but still show up for the 9-to-5 grind 😂💼🤷♂️ #Relatable
I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.
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Cauliflower: the undercover superhero of the veggie world! 🥦✨ Who knew it could turn heads and not just be "broccoli's cousin"? 😂