29 Funny philosophy quotes

• I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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• Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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• Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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• My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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• My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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• You only live once and thank God for that.

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• Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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• I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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• You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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• I overthink, therefore I am.

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