14 Funny philosophy quotes

I overthink, therefore I am.

I overthink, therefore I am.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

If you get hangovers, it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You're a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Time needs a speed limit.

Time needs a speed limit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

God: "Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it."

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025