24 Funny philosophy quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

  Commentary:
  Aliens are probably watching us like we’re the universe’s longest-running sitcom 😂👽🍿

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

  Commentary:
  Why not dance like nobody's watching when even the universe has no idea what's going on! 🌌🕺🎉

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

  Commentary:
  Following the teachings of Master Fuk Yu: because sometimes, a little ancient wisdom goes a long way (especially in rush hour traffic)! 😂🚗💬

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

  Commentary:
  "Finally embraced my inner unicorn on 'imaginary time,' but I couldn't make the meeting… or did I? 🦄⏰✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My plan is to die young as late as possible.

  Commentary:
  "Forever young, but not a minute early! 🕒😎👴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

  Commentary:
  "When you can't get hired, at least you've got the license to think about it deeply! 🧠💼😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You only live once and thank God for that.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a rollercoaster ride, can you imagine having to do it again and again? 😅 Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ups and downs and remember to thank your lucky stars it's a one-time deal! 🎢✨"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

  Commentary:
  "Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mental gymnastics of self-awareness – a never-ending loop of "I am" and "I think"! 🤔💭 It's like a philosophical merry-go-round that never stops spinning! 🔄 Just remember, Descartes' brain never rests – it's a real workout up there! 💪🧠

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