Funny quotes philosophy

17 Funny philosophy quotes

You only live once and thank God for that.

4 hours ago

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

3 days ago

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

2 weeks ago

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

4 weeks ago

I overthink, therefore I am.

2 months ago

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

2 months ago

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

2 months ago

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

2 months ago

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

2 months ago

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

3 months ago

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

3 months ago

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

3 months ago

Time needs a speed limit.

3 months ago

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

3 months ago

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

3 months ago

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

3 months ago

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

3 months ago