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If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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