625 Funny procrastination quotes

• The future is buffering.

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  2 weeks ago

  buffering, future, humor, joke, procrastination, technology

• The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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  2 weeks ago

  days, humor, me, procrastination, rest, week, weekend

• I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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  2 weeks ago

  alarm, always, earlier, five, humor, i, listen, minutes, morning, morning routine, music, procrastination, routine, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, wake, wake up

• I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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  2 weeks ago

  afternoon, alcohol, beverage, coffee, day, decision, dilemma, early, half, humor, i, late, morning, procrastination, spend, time, too, wondering

• I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, couch, exercise, humor, i, laziness, me, procrastination, protection, under, workout

• You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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  2 weeks ago

  bad, bad day, day, going, humor, not going, office, procrastination, work

• It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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  2 weeks ago

  cost, existential, humor, Monday, motivation, procrastination, sarcasm, workweek

• I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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  2 weeks ago

  alarm, always, good, humor, i, intentions, me, motivation, procrastination, real, self-awareness, set

• Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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  2 weeks ago

  almost, apology, communication, humor, i, message, messages, please, procrastination, relationship, respond, sent, texting

• Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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  commitment, expectations, humor, keep, never, planning, procrastination, promise, rescheduling

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