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Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "procrastination strategy"! Master of the art of delaying tasks until the very last moment 🤭⏳. Why rush when you can savor the sweet anticipation of looming deadlines, am I right? 🤣 #ProcrastinationGoals
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Commentary:
"Happy President's Day! Just following in the footsteps of our esteemed leaders by procrastinating on my responsibilities like a true POTUS 🇺🇸💤 #PresidentsDayProcrastination"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'self-care' routine 😂🍷 Who needs a gym when you've got a liquor store within walking distance, am I right? Time to get those steps in… straight to the wine aisle! 🚶‍♂️🍾 #Priorities"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'no idea' move – the perfect blend of indifference and laziness! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs thoughtful responses when you can just cruise on the 'no idea' express? 😂 #LazyBrainsUnite"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Commentary:
Carpe diem! 🌞 Unless today's coffee is lukewarm and the wifi is acting up. In that case, proceed straight to tomorrow! 🚀 #Priorities
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of parental psychology: Want your kid to magically become motivated to do homework? Just mention chores! 🧹💡 It's amazing how the promise of algebra suddenly makes folding laundry seem like the better option. 📚➡️🧺 #ParentingHack"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Commentary:
"I totally get it! The satisfaction of having exercised is unmatched, but the thought of actually doing it… 🏋️‍♂️💭 Procrastination at its finest! 😅"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Commentary:
"I can totally relate to God too – we both have our struggles when it comes to perfecting our creations! 😂💫 #CreatorProblems"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of decision-making at its finest! 🤔 But hey, who needs thinking anyway when you can just wing it, right? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the carefree spirit and let spontaneity be your new best friend! 🎉 #LivingLifeOnTheEdge"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Commentary:
"Spicing up the workplace with a dash of sass, I like it! 😏💼 Just imagine the boss's reaction when they see 'make me' in response to their important project update emails. 😂📧 Who said professional communication had to be boring, right? 🤷‍♂️ #OfficeRebel"