13 Funny profession quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

  Commentary:
  🦸‍♂️ "If you're relying on x-rays to grant superpowers, maybe it's time to reconsider your career path! Who needs medical school when you have a superhero origin story waiting in the radiology department? 🤔💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great divide between professions! 💩 For nurses, loose stool is just another day at work, while for bartenders, it's a definite sign something went wrong with the cocktail recipe! 🍹😂 Just remember, context is everything in the world of bodily functions and mixed drinks! 🩺🍻

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