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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Live now on Instagram:

An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

Going bananas on Threads:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

84 shares on Threads this month:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

36 shares on Instagram this month:

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

90 shares on Threads this month:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

69 shares on X this month:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Spotted on TikTok:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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