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Funny record quotes

For the record, I use a turntable.

For the record, I use a turntable.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025
Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025