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Funny record quotes

Funny record quotes 🎶💿 are the perfect way to spin some laughter into your day! Whether you’re a vinyl lover or just appreciate a good pun, these witty sayings will have you chuckling louder than your favorite playlist. Get ready to drop the needle on some serious fun and groove through a collection of clever, record-inspired humor that hits all the right notes! 😂🎧

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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