22 Funny rivalry quotes

• If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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  4 weeks ago

  both, football, game, humor, joke, Liverpool, lose, madrid, match, play, real, Real Madrid, right, rivalry, soccer, sports, Teams

• Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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  2 months ago

  car, compliment, Corvette, day, Ferrari, guys, humor, i, insult, love, loved, rivalry, ruined, telling, today

• If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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  2 months ago

  humor, love, me, partnership, relationship, rivalry, sleeping, wordplay

• Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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  2 months ago

  anything, attitude, cheer, cheering, confidence, humor, insult, me, mean, mockery, people, rivalry, sarcasm, seen, sports

• Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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  2 months ago

  attention, attitude, confidence, entertainment, forget, give, harder, humor, motivation, never, nobody, observation, people, rivalry, sarcasm, show

• Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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  2 months ago

  board, board game, competition, family, family fun, fistfight, fun, game, game night, humor, Monopoly, night, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry

• Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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  2 months ago

  blocking, enough, every, favorite, finish, finish last, forever, frustration, humor, i, last, revenge, rivalry, sports, sports team, sportsmanship, team, want, year

• Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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  2 months ago

  better, competition, emotions, hate, heart, humor, passion, rivalry, sports

• Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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  2 months ago

  board, board games, competition, family, fun, game, game night, games, humor, i, lose, night, only, playful, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry

• I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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  2 months ago

  aging, anticipation, family, gray, gray hair, hair, humor, i, older, point, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry, sister, wait

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