Funny quotes rivalry

15 Funny rivalry quotes

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1 month ago

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

3 months ago

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

3 months ago

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

3 months ago

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

3 months ago

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

3 months ago

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

3 months ago

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

3 months ago

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

3 months ago

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

3 months ago

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

3 months ago

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

3 months ago

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

3 months ago

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

3 months ago

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

3 months ago