21 Funny rivalry quotes — Wordgag ツ

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

2 months ago2 months ago

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

3 months ago3 months ago

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

3 months ago3 months ago

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Mar 17, 2025

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Jan 27, 2025

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Jan 26, 2025

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Jan 26, 2025

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Jan 25, 2025

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Jan 24, 20253 months ago

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Jan 24, 2025

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Jan 23, 2025

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Jan 23, 2025

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Jan 23, 2025

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Jan 21, 2025

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Jan 20, 2025