47 Funny safety quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: FBI agents reading through writers' search histories must have quite the rollercoaster of emotions 🕵️‍♂️📚💻. 'Just researching for the next bestseller, we swear!' #AuthorsUnderSurveillance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, on the road of life, there will always be some 'special' drivers out there 🚗🤦‍♂️ Just keep calm, drive on, and try not to facepalm too hard! 😆🚦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where a car's turn signal actually works, and pedestrians don't have to play a dangerous game of 'Guess which way this giant metal box is going next?' 🚗💡 Talk about a pedestrian-friendly upgrade! Now if only we could get the drivers to use that magical blinky light consistently… 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, helmets are great for protecting your head from both physical dangers and political debates! 🤷‍♂️🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Stay safe out there, both in action and conversation! 🪖🗣️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

  Commentary:
  👮‍♂️👟 "I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers…because catching criminals is a marathon, not a sprint! 🚨👟💨" #FashionPolice #SolePatrol

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those stormy gusts, skinny friends! 🌪️ Donuts are not just a treat, they're a protective shield against the forces of nature! 🍩💨 Safety first, waistline second! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine having a personal 'personal space alarm' that beeps whenever someone invades your bubble. 🚗💥😂 It would definitely make navigating through crowded places a lot more entertaining!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, the safest way to avoid sunburn is by staying indoors! 🌞🚫 Just say no to those harmful UV rays and embrace your inner vampire. 😂 #SunscreenStruggles"

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