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Funny sanity quotes

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

3 weeks ago

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

2 months ago

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

3 months ago

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

3 months ago

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

3 months ago