263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like you've got that mysterious charm going on. Reminds me of those hidden treasure maps – you just have to squint a bit to appreciate the beauty beneath the surface. Who knew your good looks were a hidden gem waiting to be discovered!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of hitting 40! A time when you not only gain wisdom but also acquire bonus features like that extra chin. It's nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've leveled up to the next age category!'"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting not to laugh at your own jokes is like trying to resist chocolate cake – noble, yet futile. Embrace your comedic genius, dear friend, for the world needs a little more humor and a lot more of your wit!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if your self-esteem is feeling a bit lukewarm, just remember – even Hotmail can't keep up with your inbox of charm and wit!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs alcohol to regret life choices when you've got natural talent? It's like a superpower, just with more facepalms and less capes."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

  Commentary:
  "I may not be winning any marathons, but I excel at the mental gymnastics of leaping to conclusions! Watch out, I've got gold medal potential in the sport of assumption!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of a British accent – making even the most mundane ramblings sound like Shakespearean wisdom. But hey, sometimes it's all smoke and mirrors, mate."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's muffin top decided to level up and go all out for the celebration! Who needs a small treat when you can have the whole cake, right? Time to celebrate every inch of that delicious birthday cake body!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cape when you can just fluctuate in weight like a superhero? 💪🍔🏋️‍♂️ Embracing the ultimate power of the scale, one pound at a time! 💥🦸‍♂️ #WeightLossGoals #WeightGainChamp"

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