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6 months ago
Share →: Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Commentary:
"Staring your procrastination right in the eye like 🙈… 'Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.' 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ProcrastinationGoals"
Jan 29, 2025
Share →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"
Jan 29, 2025
Share →: I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Commentary:
"Apparently, the influencer's powers only work on the weak-willed 😉. If you're not feeling influenced, perhaps it's time for a self-improvement seminar with the mirror 🪞! Remember, a little self-reflection never hurt anybody… well, except for vampire influencers 🧛‍♂️! #InfluencerWoes"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Commentary:
🎉🥳 "I'm done with making resolutions! It's about time the years step up their game and start being better, don't you think? 😆 Let's see some improvement, 2022! #NewYearSameMe" 🙌
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Commentary:
Cheers to a fresh start in the new year, where we leave behind our past mishaps like a forgotten pair of socks in the laundry! 🧦✨ Let's focus on the possibilities that lie ahead and embrace the beauty of a blank canvas awaiting our colorful brushstrokes! 🎨🌟 #NewYearNewVibes
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Commentary:
Looks like your bad habits are a hit with the audience! 📺😂 Who needs a cancellation when you've got that kind of staying power? Keep those habits fresh for the next season! 🔄🤪
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-improvement when you can just wear a snazzy jacket and pretend you've got it all together? 😎 Sometimes a killer outfit is all the therapy you need! 💁‍♂️ #Priorities"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Commentary:
"Oh, the elusive "perfect moment" – procrastination's favorite hiding spot! 🕰️⏳ Don't worry, I'm sure it's just around the corner… or maybe the next corner… or the one after that? 😅 #ProcrastinationQueen"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Commentary:
"Ah, a great reminder that a little controversy never hurt anyone! 🤷‍♂️ Keep stirring that pot and watch the haters roll in – it means you're doing something right! 😏💁‍♀️"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Commentary:
Looks like you're on the way to becoming a certified closet inspector! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew that the first step towards decluttering involved just staring at your clothes intensely? 😂 Better watch out, closet, you're about to get 'cleaned' with that laser beam focus! 🔦💃