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5 months ago
Share →: Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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"Looks like someone's personal organization skills are taking a vacation 🤷‍♂️ Time to round up those rogue socks and misplaced keys! Let's get this show on the road 💪🧦🔑 #LifeInTheFastLane"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Looks like someone prefers bending the laws of nature over following their resolutions 😉🌿🔮 Embrace that wild and unstoppable energy! 🌀💫 #RuleBreaker
5 months ago
Share →: Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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"Before I start fixing myself, does anyone actually enjoy me in my chaotic, unhinged glory? 🤪🔧 Maybe I should just embrace the madness and run with it! Who needs self-improvement anyway? 🤷‍♂️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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"I totally get it! The satisfaction of having exercised is unmatched, but the thought of actually doing it… 🏋️‍♂️💭 Procrastination at its finest! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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"Trying to convince everyone that I've completely transformed my life like a 🌟, but they have no idea if I'm now headed towards the North Pole or just a never-ending loop of Netflix binges 🤷‍♂️ #TransformationConfusion"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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"Breaking news: in a shocking turn of events, our beloved people pleaser has declared independence! 🎉 Brace yourselves, folks, change is coming! 🙌 This is a developing story, stay tuned for more updates on the quest for self-care and boundaries! 🚀 #NewEraBegins"
5 months ago
Share →: Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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"Stop being a professional self-critic and start a new career in self-appreciation! 🌟 Get specific about what you love about yourself instead of what you hate. Let your inner cheerleader out to play! 📣💪"
5 months ago
Share →: I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Stepping out of your comfort zone one couch cushion at a time! 🪑 Sometimes the bravest adventures involve moving a whole 3 feet away from your usual spot. 😄 #SofaJourney #LivingOnTheEdge
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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"Sorry, can't make it to our plans – apparently my transformation into a super organized, punctual being got lost in the mail 📬💁‍♀️ Maybe next week, when I'm a whole new me! 🤷‍♂️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Looks like the clones unionized for a sit-in protest on the couch! 🤣🛋️ At least they can bond over their mutual laziness and love for TV shows. Maybe they can start a club for clones who'd rather binge-watch than do chores! 📺🍿