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4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Commentary:
"When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink 🥃🤔 #CheersToQuestionableWisdom"
4 months ago
Share →: The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Commentary:
"Rich people have it all – the fancy cars, the luxurious vacations, and the designer clothes. Meanwhile, I'm over here budgeting for my morning coffee. The struggle is real, my friends."
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Commentary:
"Don't fret, you're right on track in life! Just remember, it's all part of the grand plan of horrible choices 😅🤦‍♂️ #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a lazy couch potato next to this overachieving yogurt 🥴🥄 Maybe I should sign up for some self-improvement classes! 💪🏼 #YogurtGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Commentary:
Seems like your brain decided to throw a wild party without permission! 🧠🎉 Maybe it's time for a mental hangover cure – a nap and some ice cream! 🍦💭 Just remember, thinking is like a workout for your brain- don't skip leg day…I mean, mind day! 💪😜
5 months ago
Share →: You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Commentary:
Absolutely! 😂 Oh the classic case of self-sabotage, where your vibe goes from 💃 to 🚫 in a matter of seconds just because your brain decided to hit the rewind button to a cringe-worthy memory! Remembering past mishaps is like being your own personal DJ, playing the greatest hits of awkward moments on repeat! 🤦‍♂️💥 #VibeKiller #ThrowbackTroubles
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of "pot calling the kettle black"! 🤦‍♂️ It's like a broken mirror asking you why you look so shattered! 😂 Oh, the irony of life's little absurdities!
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Commentary:
"Surround yourself with chatty friends, and suddenly you're nominated for 'Best Listener' award! 🏆🗣️ #TalkLessListenMore"
5 months ago
Share →: I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's past life must have been quite the rollercoaster ride! 🎢 Apologies all around, karma can be a tough nut to crack! 😅🔮 #PastLifeProblems
5 months ago
Share →: That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."