Funny quotes serial

Funny serial quotes

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025