Funny quotes serial

Funny serial quotes

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

3 months ago

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

3 months ago

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

3 months ago

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

3 months ago

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

3 months ago

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

3 months ago