Funny serial killer quotes

• I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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• I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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• Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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• Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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• Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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• When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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• Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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