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Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Seen just now on Threads:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Just landed via YouTube:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Just shared via X:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Spotted on TikTok:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Just landed via YouTube:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Going bananas on WeChat:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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20 shares on Reddit this month:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

80 shares on Threads this month:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

39 shares on WeChat this month:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

98 shares on Discord this month:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Going viral on Twitch:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Making waves on WeChat:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Breaking via Instagram:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Spotted on YouTube:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Trending via Pinterest:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Trending via X:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Going viral on WeChat:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Making waves on Telegram:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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