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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
136 Funny show quotes
Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.
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Looks like the sky hit *party mode*! 🌌🎉
Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.
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Trying to find my life purpose one HBO show at a time 📺😇 #SundaySavior
Show me another rule so I can break that one too.
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Another rule? Just call me the "Rule-ette"! 😜🚦💥
Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.
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Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸
Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
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I’m just getting in my daily workout of intense floor-out-of-reach staring! 💪📺😂
I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.
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Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂
Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.
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"Coming soon: 'Survivor: Corporate Jungle' 🍿💸 Let's see how they handle gourmet ramen noodles! 😄🍜"
I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.
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"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"
When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.
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"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"