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1 month ago
Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Commentary:
"When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"
2 months ago
Share →: At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Commentary:
"From shy to podcast extraordinaire – talk about a transformation! 🎙️ Who knew all it took was a mic and a little bit of confidence? 😄 Embrace your inner podcaster and let the world hear your voice loud and clear! 🎧🌟"
3 months ago
Share →: Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Commentary:
"Why can't more dumb people be shy? 🤫 Well, because then the world would run out of confident entertainers and reality TV stars! 🌟🤪"
5 months ago
Share →: All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Commentary:
"First, you're as quiet as a sleeping library book 🤫…then suddenly, you're as talkative as a non-stop podcast host! 🎙️ Embrace the transformation, as long as you don't start playing ad breaks in the middle of conversations! 😂📚"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish more dumb people were shy.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where mute buttons were installed on those 'Foot-in-mouth' moments… 🤐😂 #ShyIsTheNewSmart"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Commentary:
"Make way for the shy criminal mastermind! 🏃‍♂️🚓 Just avoiding small talk, officer. 😅 #ShyGuyGotMoves"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least we have clarity! 🙃 Who needs shyness when you have such discerning taste in companions, right? 😉 #JustNotFeelingIt"
5 months ago
Share →: A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Commentary:
Introducing the latest dating app sensation for the bashful and reserved – Mumble! 🤐💕 Who needs smooth-talking charmers when you can connect with someone through awkward silences and shy smiles? Swipe right and let the mumbling magic begin! 😉✨#ShyAndReadyToMingle #MumbleOnIndeed
5 months ago
Share →: I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Commentary:
"Oh, those magical beings who turn our shyness into confetti and our awkwardness into a disco ball! 🎉💃 Who needs social anxiety when you've got charming individuals who make you strut like a peacock on the red carpet? 💁‍♂️ Embrace the forgetful bliss of being in the presence of extroverted unicorns! 🦄✨ #GoodbyeShyness #HelloConfidence"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Commentary:
"Who needs an invisibility cloak when you've got awesomeness to conceal? 😎💫 Don't worry, I'm just sparing you from being blinded by my shine! ✨ #HumbleBrag"