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🚨🍳 When the smoke alarm acts as your personal chef and declares dinner is served! "According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready" – because who needs timers when you have a culinary connoisseur like that, right? Just make sure it's not too *smokin'* hot! 🔥😂
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- I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
- Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.
- My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.
- Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
- According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.
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- According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.
- Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.
- I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.
- My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”
- I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.
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