13 Funny smoke quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so your smoke detector moonlights as a critic, huh? 🚨👨‍🍳 Must be giving those Gordon Ramsay vibes with all that yelling! 🔥😂 Looks like your cooking really has a flair for the dramatic! 🤣🔥 #KitchenDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can have a workout just trying to keep the fire alarm from going off? 💪🚨 And hey, if waving a pillow burns calories, then maybe we should start a new fitness trend – Pillow Flailing Workouts! Anyone care to join me? 😂🔥 #FitnessGoals #ChefLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

  Commentary:
  🚨🍳 When the smoke alarm acts as your personal chef and declares dinner is served! "According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready" – because who needs timers when you have a culinary connoisseur like that, right? Just make sure it's not too *smokin'* hot! 🔥😂

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