I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit. Posted on16 hours ago
My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile. Posted on1 day ago
I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me. Posted on4 days ago
When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Posted on5 days ago