Funny quotes sneeze

20 Funny sneeze quotes

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

1 month ago

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

1 month ago

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

2 months ago

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

3 months ago

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

3 months ago

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

3 months ago

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

3 months ago

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

3 months ago

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

3 months ago

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

3 months ago

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

3 months ago

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

3 months ago

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

3 months ago

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

3 months ago

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

3 months ago

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

3 months ago

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

3 months ago

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

3 months ago

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

3 months ago

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

3 months ago