27 Funny sneeze quotes

• Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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  4 weeks ago

  acceptable, dad, family, humor, i, life, never, sneeze, volume

• 4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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  4 weeks ago

  4, chasing, clout, exaggeration, humor, joke, media, row, sneeze, social, social media, wrap

• I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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  4 weeks ago

  bodily, bodily function, body, comedy, fart, function, funny moment, humor, i, joke, just, moment, quirky, same, screenshot, sneeze, think, time, unexpected

• I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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  4 weeks ago

  anti-virus, computer, humor, i, joke, just, next, sneeze, technology

• When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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  4 weeks ago

  humor, man, marriage, married, obligation, scare, sneeze, wife

• One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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  1 month ago

  age, carefree, day, growing, growing up, hard, humor, hurt, neck, next, pain, sneeze, too, young, youth

• As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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  1 month ago

  40s, age, even, family, father, humor, husband, loud, new, New Year’s resolution, proud, resolution, sneeze, year, year’s

• I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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  1 month ago

  dad, exaggeration, family, humor, i, just, small, sneeze, think, village

• People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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  1 month ago

  humor, island, isolation, need, own, people, scream, sneeze, unique

• My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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  1 month ago

  back, clock, dad, every, family, hard, hours, humor, once, set, sneeze, time

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