20 Funny sneeze quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.
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  3 months ago

  View →: When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.
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  4 months ago

  View →: As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People who scream sneeze need their own island.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!
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  5 months ago

  View →: My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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