Commentary:
"When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷♂️ #StayHungry"
1334 Funny social quotes
I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.
Commentary:
"Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"
Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.
Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"
If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?
Commentary:
"Trying to exist online without getting offended is like playing dodgeball with a brick wall! 😂💻🚧"
No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.
Commentary:
"Those two people are the real bravehearts of clap wars! 👐😂👏"
Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.
Commentary:
"When your dinner is playing hard to get… 🍣🤣 Chopstick mastery or modern art in progress?" 🥢🎨
I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.
Commentary:
"When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"
My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.
Commentary:
"When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃♀️"
Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.
Commentary:
"Ah, the original queue routine! 🚶♀️➡️🚪💃 #DanceOfDesperation"
Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.
Commentary:
"When your halo is just as fragile as your alibi 😇👀"