Commentary:
Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃
41 Funny socializing quotes
My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.
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Wi-Fi 10/10, social skills buffering 😂📶
I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.
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Feeling like a twenty-something until bedtime hits at 9 PM 😂⏰ #YoungAtHeart
I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.
Commentary:
Sounds like a yap-tastic time! 🐶🎤 Let's yap it up together! 😂
Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.
Commentary:
Oops, I dropped my vocabulary under the couch—guess I’m stuck in a minor word crisis! 🤔📚😅
Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.
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Ah yes, the perfect plan for discovering secrets or inventing new ones! 🥃😂🤐
Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.
Commentary:
"Who knew I just needed a pack of smokes to boost my career? Step aside, LinkedIn! 😂🚬🤝"
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.
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Commentary:
"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"
Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"