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That moment when you witness someone's vocabulary evolution. 🐣➡️🦅🧐📚
536 Funny someone quotes
When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.
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Wow, she's been working there so long her first computer probably had a dial-up internet! 🖥️📞😄
I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.
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Feeling judged by someone who never even has to count calories 🤨🍕📖
When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.
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Feeling like a popular loner, the eternal struggle! 😂🪑😅
No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.
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When you finally meet someone who's your exact type, and the universe hits you with the Wi-Fi connection lost moment 😂📡🔍🌐
There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.
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Looks like we've all just agreed to play along with the world's longest game of "Guess the Day" 🤔📆😂
Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?
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Ah, the 20s: where commitment issues meet blind optimism in the strangest of romances! 😂🤦♂️💔
Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.
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When your brain casts unexpected gymnastic talents for your dreams: "Surprise! It’s Backflip Bob!" 🤸♂️😂💫
What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?
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Start with the basics: mastering the art of smiling without pulling a face muscle! 😄🎨