13 Funny strong quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal mystery of when that "strong" part finally arrives! 🤔💪 Maybe it's waiting for the perfect moment to make a grand entrance, like a superhero swooping in to save the day! 🦸‍♂️ Keep eating your greens and who knows, you might just wake up one day with muscles of steel! 💪😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the good old "eat all your food to be big and strong" lie! But hey, no one said anything about being strong AND slim, right? Looks like someone took that advice a bit too literally… Just big, indeed! 💪🍔🤷‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I may not be able to bust a jar open, but I can flex my brain muscles like a champ! 💪💡 Who needs brute force when you've got mighty intellect, am I right?"

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