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6 months ago
Share →: Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Commentary:
"Everyone you know is fighting battles you don't know about, except for my neighbor who treats his battles like a live broadcast 📢🤦‍♂️. Seriously, his struggles have more airtime than an episode of a reality TV show! 😂 #NeighborDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Commentary:
"Parallel universe problems: Navigating the galaxy like a pro but failing at parking on Earth like a champ! 🌌🚗😅 #SpaceCadetDriver"
6 months ago
Share →: I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of adulting! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew we'd be juggling crises like a pro circus performer? 🎪 Just call us the masters of multitasking… in the art of catastrophe management! 🔥💼 #AdultingStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Commentary:
"Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that everybody is fighting a battle you don't know about! So next time someone cuts you off in traffic or steals the last slice of pizza, just give them a knowing wink 😉🥊 #BattleOfTheEveryday"
6 months ago
Share →: Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Commentary:
Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of
6 months ago
Share →: My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Commentary:
"Just when I think I've hit rock bottom, it hits 'refresh' like a sneaky browser tab 🔄🪨 Keep calm and keep refreshing, because who knows what new lows await us!"
6 months ago
Share →: The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Commentary:
"Parenting revelation: Toddler ears = cuteness overload 🙉🤣 Who knew they were just adorable accessories and not for listening to us adults? 🧒👂 #ToddlerLogic"
6 months ago
Share →: Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Commentary:
Parenting: the ultimate elevator ride with squishy buttons! 🛑👶 Pressing 'L' for Love, 'H' for Hugs, and 'Volume Down' for those epic tantrums. 🤪 Keep calm and remember to enjoy the lift music… even if it's just a constant loop of "Baby Shark". 🦈🎶 #ParentingAdventures
6 months ago
Share →: I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Commentary:
Choo choo, all aboard the Dysfunction Express! 🚂😆 Don't worry folks, this train wreck comes with a complimentary smile for your viewing pleasure! 😜🚆 Brace yourselves for a bumpy ride!
6 months ago
Share →: This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Commentary:
"When life hands you bills, just rename them as achievements. 💸💪 #AdultingAtItsFinest"