17 Funny swear quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's profanity levels are reaching a market high! 🤑🤬 Time to invest in some self-censorship stocks before your swear jar becomes Wall Street's next big IPO sensation! 💰📈 #ProfanityProfits

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your swear jar is pulling in more cash than a lemonade stand in summer! 💰🍋 Keep those coins coming in, and who knows, you might just reach "cuss-word tycoon" status! 💸😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine how many meals we could provide just by taxing every tweet that incites chaos! 🤑🌍 Let's turn keyboard warriors into global warriors! 💪🍽️ #TwitterTax"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the colorful language laboratory of our subconscious mind never fails to surprise us during human interactions! 🧠🤬 Better watch out for those unintentional "science experiments" of expletives! 🔬😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine if every time someone cursed on Twitter, they had to donate to the #HangryWorld 🍲🌍 fund! We might just solve world hunger faster than you can say $#%&! 😂💸 #DonateYourSwears"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

  Commentary:
  "Skill level: Expert Screenshot Saver 📸📸 Expert Screenshot Ignorer 🙈💻 Who needs memories when you have GBs of forgotten screenshots, right? 😂 #ScreenshotQueen#DigitalPackrat"

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