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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.
1 month ago
Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.
2 months ago
I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.
2 months ago
Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.
3 months ago
Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.
3 months ago
Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.
3 months ago