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6 months ago
Share →: Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Commentary:
"Time Magazine really missed out on a golden opportunity here! 😂 Maybe they could have a 'Worst Person of the Year' edition next time! 🏆🙈"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Commentary:
"Marriage: where two people can take turns being the 'smart one' and the 'dumb one' 🤪🧠 That's the beauty of teamwork, right? 😂💍"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic parenting dilemma: dealing with the lovely assortment of other parents at school events and playdates. 👀👪 It's like a whole new level of social dynamics, complete with awkward conversations and questionable parenting advice. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ But hey, at least it's never a dull moment in the world of parenthood, right? 😅 #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Commentary:
"Oh, Kevin's parents clearly missed out on the booming real estate market! 🏠😂 Maybe if they invested in a security system instead, poor Kevin wouldn't have to MacGyver his way out of trouble every Christmas! 🚨🔒 #HomeAloneRealEstateBlunders"
6 months ago
Share →: The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Commentary:
"Being a bomb technician must be a blast – or should I say, the bomb! 💣 On the bright side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive, but on the flip side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive… 🤯 Safety first, folks! 💥"
6 months ago
Share →: Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Commentary:
"Really, where's the extra incentive for drafting those *fire* emails, right? 💸💻 Who knew that a few dollar bills could make email chains more thrilling than a spy mission? 🔥💼 #TipMeIfYouLikeMyEmails"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Commentary:
Seeing a paycheck after a tough day be like: "Is this a joke or a cry for help? 🤦‍♂️💸" Remember, laughter is the best medicine – unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills!
6 months ago
Share →: Weddings should have a worst man.

Commentary:
"Who needs a best man when you can have a worst man to spice things up? 🤵🏻‍♂️💥 Just imagine the awkward speeches and chaotic dance moves. Bring on the drama, I say! 🕺🏻😄 #WorstManForTheWin"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Commentary:
"Everyone becomes a detective at the all-you-can-eat buffet, surveilling each other's plates with eagle eyes 👀🕵️‍♂️. It's a real foodie crime scene! 🍽️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Commentary:
"Whoops! Looks like someone forgot to check the family calendar before planning their secrets! 🗓️🤭 Maybe next time pick a less festive season for clandestine endeavors! #SecretFamilyProblems"