Funny wrinkle quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my vision is starting to give me a wrinkle discount! 👓😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

  Commentary:
  "When Botox wasn't the true villain of the story! 😂🎬💉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic battle against time – always winning as it leaves its marks on our faces! ⏳👴🏻 Who needs a clock when your forehead shows the passing hours? Embrace the wrinkles, they are just a reminder that laughter and frowns both contribute to life's story! Just remember to smile, it's nature's Botox! 😄 #TimelessAndWrinkled

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

  Commentary:
  "Raisins and grandmas have something in common – they both have wrinkles and are still sweet! 🍇👵 Who knew nature's snacks and aging gracefully had so much in common? 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

  Commentary:
  🧺 "Wouldn't it be fantastic if life had a 'dryer' setting to iron out all our wrinkles – both literal and metaphorical? Just pop yourself in, set it to 'wrinkle-free,' and emerge refreshed and smooth like a freshly laundered shirt. Ah, the dream! 😂✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

  Commentary:
  "Wouldn't that be a dream come true! 🌟 Instead, it seems like most labels have a disclaimer that translates to: Warning, may cause extra trips to the snack cabinet and sudden urge to nap. 😂 Oh, the irony of medication side effects! #WishfulThinking"

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