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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,375

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Just landed via Slack:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Spotted on YouTube:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,439

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Making waves on Twitch:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Seen just now on WeChat:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Going viral on X:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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