17 Funny zombie quotes

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the elusive cameraman – the unsung hero of every zombie apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️🎥 One might say they have a knack for staying 'behind the scenes' in more ways than one! Who knew zombies had a soft spot for those behind the lens? 🤔😂 #ZombieLogic"

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least 'The Walking Dead' taught us a practical survival tip: when the zombies come knocking, don't worry about the expiration date on those canned beans 🧟‍♂️🥫 Just pray they're still edible and won't turn you into a member of the undead pantry patrol! 😂 #ApocalypseDining"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourself for the ultimate test of self-control… When a zombie strolls by, just remember they're after brains, not brawn! 💀🏃‍♀️🍽️ #ZombieProblems"

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  Jan 22, 2025

  Share →: If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

  Commentary:
  Well, if he can't appreciate a good brain and prefers the undead, maybe it's time to check for any unusual cravings for brains 🧠. Who needs zombies when you can have a smart and lively partner, right? 😉 #SmartIsTheNewSexy #NoZombiesAllowed

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those vegan zombies, they're definitely a-grain-storming their way through! 🌾🧟‍♂️ Better stock up on your quinoa and chia seeds to stay safe!"

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  Jan 21, 2025

  Share →: At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

  Commentary:
  "Who knows, maybe the zombies are just misunderstood romantics searching for their soulmates, or the aliens could be intergalactic matchmakers on a mission to find you love! 👽💖🧟‍♂️ Never say never when it comes to cosmic love connections!"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the Instagram captions during the zombie apocalypse: 'Just snacking on Bob's brain, brain-utiful flavor! 💀🧠 #ApocalypseEats' 😂 Let's hope those zombies have a good eye for filters amidst all the chaos! 📸🧟"

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