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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.