Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Commentary:
“Talk about keeping your secrets on lock! 🗝️🚪 Nothing says ‘exclusive entrance’ quite like a key hidden under a doormat. Maybe it’s the secret passageway to the land of dad jokes! 😉 #UnlockThePunchlines”

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