“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.