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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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My parents think they know me.