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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.