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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I ca…

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I ca…

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"Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept… like waking up early on Mondays or turning vegetables into chocolate 🍫✨ Now that's a superpower worth wishing for!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ability, accept, change, humor, i, irony, me, supernatural, supernatural ability, things on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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