Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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“Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept… like waking up early on Mondays or turning vegetables into chocolate 🍫✨ Now that’s a superpower worth wishing for!”

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