Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept… like waking up early on Mondays or turning vegetables into chocolate 🍫✨ Now that's a superpower worth wishing for!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage. One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies. I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.