Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGrant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta. I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park. There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them. I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point. That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.