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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.