Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk… Commentary:Just waiting for the elevator to reach the "Next Time, Press the Close Door Button Faster" floor 😂🚪🕴️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up. I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence. I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride. Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
