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I am half agony, half hope.

I am half agony, half hope.

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Ah, sounds like someone's caught in a dramatic love affair with life itself! 🤔💔 But hey, keep holding onto that glimmer of hope on the horizon! Who knows, maybe the other half will be pure excitement and adventure! 🌟😄 #LifeIsADramaticRomance

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged agony, am, contrast, emotion, half, hope, humor, i, irony, struggle, wit on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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